Get tae f*#k! That’s probably just encouraged some of you out there, so if you’re interested, the Strathpuffer 24, with help from the Forestry Commission, starts from Contin this year on January 17-18. It’s open to solos, pairs and quads Unfortunately, riders are restricted to 475 in number this year because of parking restrictions and there’s a one-team-one-car rule. Entries open from November 5; go to www.strathpuffer.co.uk.